The BladeJob™

MULTIPURPOSE BEAST – This ain’t just any kitchen gadget—it’s a scissor-knife hybrid that slices, chops, and even pops tops when you’re feeling thirsty. With a built-in cutting board, you can snip your veggies, crack open a cold one, and even scale your fish—because nothing says man of the house like violently scraping fish skin.

SAFETY FIRST – We know accidents happen that’s why this kitchen toy comes with a safety latch to keep those razor-sharp blades locked up when not in use. It's also dishwasher safe, because scrubbing off mystery juices by hand is just not the vibe.

ERGONOMIC FOR MAXIMUM CONTROL – The silicone grip hugs your hand just right, giving you full power over every squeeze. Whether you’re chopping veggies, slicing meat, or just flexing on your basic-ass knife collection, this tool’s got your back.

BUILT TO LAST – Made from high-quality stainless steel and eco-friendly materials, this sturdy, sharp, and totally badass cutter won’t let you down. Whether you're whipping up a salad or making a dramatic exit from your dating life, this thing gets the job done.